"I Wanna Be Your Dog" by The Stooges
(The following is a para-paraphrasing of real events.)
Eager Music Fan: Joe, what's your favorite song?
(Pauses for eight seconds as he thinks, his long pondering an attempt to subtly showcase his vast musical knowledge.)
Joe: Probably "I Wanna Be Your Dog" by The Stooges.
EMF: Really? I, uh, I know that one. By The Stooges.
Joe: Yeah, by The Stooges.
EMF: How come?
Joe: Why is it my favorite?
Joe: Because...for the same reason Simon Cowell is everyone's favorite Idol judge.
EMF: Oh. Mine's...I don't know.